richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

(Source: jumpingjaverts)

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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ginnypotter99:

musiccitylove:

Perfect photos are perfect

Perfection

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find-peace-within:

I would do almost anything to climb this tree.

find-peace-within:

I would do almost anything to climb this tree.

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distraction:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

what the fuck

Holy shit….. I what did I just watch.

(Source: porndirector)

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gypsy-jess:

Parker Cannon of The Story So Far 

Vans Warped Tour//Auburn, WA//6.28.14

[more]

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rallycvp:

I hope this was on purpose.

rallycvp:

I hope this was on purpose.

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the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

image

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wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

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